Definitions by Nerdytits

Speedway slurpee 

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

Speedway slurpee by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Mop Head 

Getting head from a dirty or gross person

Ben: hey dude just got some head from that gross chick
Joe: dude you didn't get head you got Mop Head

Mop Head by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Mop bucket

Having at least five dirty dudes cumming in your mouth.

Morgan: thoes five dudes at that party last night all came in my mouth
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!

Mop bucket by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Foodhandler 

When person uses food to masterbate

Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)

Foodhandler by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Potato pearls 

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

Potato pearls by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Smothered chicken 

When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole

Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken

Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!

Smothered chicken by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Circle valley

A circle jerk with ten or more people

Andrew: last night was awesome
Ben: yeah I can't believe there was ten of us jerking it
Joe: it was a great circle valley

Circle valley by Nerdytits April 25, 2015