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Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019
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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
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Leather elephant

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.
Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!
by Nerdboy1982! August 1, 2019
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Arby

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.
“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
mugGet the Puckermug.

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