Nerdboy1982!'s definitions

Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019

Leather elephant

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.

“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there

by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

by Nerdboy1982! August 1, 2019

Arby

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Lioness

a lioness is a woman of the 75 plus age range that has sex with guys in the 20's

"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"

by Nerdboy1982! August 10, 2023

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019

Toto

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

“Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk”

by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019