Definitions by Nerdboy1982!

Amish Handshake 

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

Amish Handshake by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma 

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

Palmer’s Sarcoma by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Crotch Tonsils 

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

Crotch Tonsils by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

Leather elephant 

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.

“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there

Leather elephant by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

Shmutza 

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

Shmutza by Nerdboy1982! October 22, 2019

Toto 

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

“Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk”

Toto by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019

Elephant Party 

When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.

“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!

Elephant Party by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019