Definitions by Nerdboy1982!
Amish Handshake
An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
Amish Handshake by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019
Palmer’s Sarcoma
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
Palmer’s Sarcoma by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
Crotch Tonsils
Crotch Tonsils by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
Leather elephant
A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there
Leather elephant by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
Elephant snarfing
Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
Elephant snarfing by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019