Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Arby

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.

“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020

Leather elephant

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.

“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there

by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019