Neilbaxter's definitions

analversary

the anniversary of when one first has anal sex with another.

It has been exactly one year since we first made the anal love withst one another, Christina. It is our "analversary"
We should celebrate!

by NEILBAXTER November 17, 2010

Blowtivated

When a man or woman seems highly motivated to perform oral sex.

Stephanie was rubbing up on me last night on our first date. Sure enough when we went back to my place I found out how blowtivated she was when she almost sucked the skin off my schlongdong.

by Neilbaxter November 11, 2010

SLampage

WHen one goes about throwing a temper tantrum and slamming things around to get attention and be noticed.

The boss was acting like a wicked bitch and having a slampage because people were'nt paying attention.

by NEILBAXTER May 29, 2009