Neil's definitions

hmb

High Maintenence Bitch

Jen is such an HMB.

by Neil March 5, 2004

frou frou

A ladies part

She had a fine little frou frou

by neil July 1, 2004

sleshwig

A fucked up hair style.

Flock of seagles hair cut, or the way your hair looks when you first get up in the morning.

by Neil January 6, 2004

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

Lexington Steele

Verb. A black man ("niggra" below Maryland) raping anything that moves...

"HRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!"
"Oh shit, he Lexington Steeled her!!"

by neil March 4, 2005

chodesack

a fat lazy person.

tim for example

by neil December 29, 2003

muuw

its a combination of me and you, used intead of we, its more intimate...its muuw..
you can listen to muuwsic...that would mean me and you listeniong to music

i love doing that with muuw.

by neil November 14, 2004