Neil's definitions

sleshwig

A fucked up hair style.

Flock of seagles hair cut, or the way your hair looks when you first get up in the morning.

by Neil January 6, 2004

lie-in

an extended sleep in the morning

Roger always looks forward to his lie-in on Sunday mornings.

by Neil February 9, 2004

banana liquor

another name for blow job

Roger always enjoys a juicy banana liquor on the weekend

by Neil February 9, 2004

steally

to twoc.

*steally steally* ha ha ha i have your babies!

by neil June 5, 2003

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 5, 2003

burninate

verb meaning to unleash fiery destruction on unsuspecting peasants.

Trogdor burninated the village without mercy.

by Neil July 29, 2003