Negger's definitions

Jammywanks

1)Anyone who is Jammy.
2)Anyone who likes to wank.
3)Anyone who likes the taste of schmegma.
4)A Smeghead.

Jammywanks!!!! YEEEEaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Negger March 6, 2004

pound

A lot of weed.

Can I borrow a few thousand bucks from your six year old mother for a pound of weed?

by Negger October 20, 2003

shmeck

I love eating shmeck all the way.

1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook

by negger April 29, 2004

russian george

One who isn't even worth being a tool.

George, you have absolutely no use to me, go away.

by Negger March 10, 2004

jlevs

1. A cook during a beerbecue.

2. One who wears a Ben & Jerry's apron while smoking a cigar.

Oh my god dude, I was so hammered last night and this jlevs kept throwing food at me.

by negger April 13, 2006

VED

Acronym for: Violent Explosive Diarrhea

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.

by negger March 5, 2005

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

shmidy fayp
schmidy fape
schmidy fayp

The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004