Definitions by Nefarious Aflatus
Self Adulation
One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
Self Adulation by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
Muffin Duster
1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
Muffin Duster by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
McDonald's Restaurant
1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).
2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.
3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.
4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.
3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.
4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
McDonald's Restaurant by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
Nice Young Lady
1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.
2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.
3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.
3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.
2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...
She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.
No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.
3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...
She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.
No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.
3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
Nice Young Lady by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
Leno Fag
1. Bikers that associate themselves with Jay Leno pics and Harley Davidson. Simultaneously destroying any previous victories and consistencies with media want of crap. Although he does have Viagra.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
Same thing as a Letterman Fag, but with Harley's. Leno Fag's being the opportunists in the situation presented.
Anyone can wear Armani.
Anyone can wear Armani.
Leno Fag by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
iZoo
The seemingly endless hordes of people moving and existing in different demographic groupings, while obviously sharing the definitive commonality and similar association which accompanies corporate/product affiliation. Somehow still presenting the dilusion of individualism, thus rendering the 'zoo like' qualities represented in the descriptive term: iZoo. Yet further presenting various comparative types of 'iUsers' such as iHippo's, iLion's, iTiger's, iBear's, iMonkey's, iGorilla's, iElephants, iWhales, iSeals and favorites in the iPetting iZoo: iDonkey's, iGoats, iBunnies and even iChickens in some places!
I (no pun there) couldn't help noticing the iZoo configuration on the bus today. The iDonkey's were as docile as ever and the iChimp's actually kept to themselves! Even though they still kept scratching their butt.
iZoo by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008
iPant
1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
iPant by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008