14 definitions by Nefarious Aflatus
1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008
The seemingly endless hordes of people moving and existing in different demographic groupings, while obviously sharing the definitive commonality and similar association which accompanies corporate/product affiliation. Somehow still presenting the dilusion of individualism, thus rendering the 'zoo like' qualities represented in the descriptive term: iZoo. Yet further presenting various comparative types of 'iUsers' such as iHippo's, iLion's, iTiger's, iBear's, iMonkey's, iGorilla's, iElephants, iWhales, iSeals and favorites in the iPetting iZoo: iDonkey's, iGoats, iBunnies and even iChickens in some places!
I (no pun there) couldn't help noticing the iZoo configuration on the bus today. The iDonkey's were as docile as ever and the iChimp's actually kept to themselves! Even though they still kept scratching their butt.
by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008
1. Bikers that associate themselves with Jay Leno pics and Harley Davidson. Simultaneously destroying any previous victories and consistencies with media want of crap. Although he does have Viagra.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
Same thing as a Letterman Fag, but with Harley's. Leno Fag's being the opportunists in the situation presented.
Anyone can wear Armani.
Anyone can wear Armani.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).
2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.
3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.
4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.
3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.
4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
A freeware product from Apple that will allow the access to a ferocious tantrum with the touch of a button.
It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.
Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.
It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.
Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.
"Can you believe how much I paid for this piece of shit?" usually precludes iRage in many instances.
by Nefarious Aflatus March 26, 2009
1. Any given example of female that would otherwise have grown old and died a spinster if it weren't for chemicals, other drugs, booze and just plain old fashioned social charity.
2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.
2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.
My nephews mother is an iHag... but it really isn't his fault and couldn't possibly be hers if you ask her.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008