1. Most often people in the "nerd/dork" demographic that seem to think they have transitioned from "nerd" directly to white collar crime status with either the purchase of massive amounts of tech. product, or simply gotten accepted to a notable (and usually purchased) tenure at a modern tech. school. Can be seen in areas of technology employment as well and is demonstrated in the attitude of thinking they are going to be the next big tech. star, media hack. Most defined with the repeated, template like renditions of film industry depictions concerning organized crime, though usually done so draped with words they memorized that morning.
2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.
2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.
It was all I could do to refrain from smashing the iGoon and his listening device as his Crackhead Trinity worship continued to spill over into everyone else's life within the confined area common with public transit.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

A freeware product from Apple that will allow the access to a ferocious tantrum with the touch of a button.
It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.
Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.
It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.
Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.
"Can you believe how much I paid for this piece of shit?" usually precludes iRage in many instances.
by Nefarious Aflatus March 25, 2009

1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008

Any combination of three pop-divas... usually affiliated with lip sync-ing, casting couch careers in novice porn, and Vegas. Most often only changing as the members of the "Trinity" age past popularity. Always consisting of bad blond hair dye and most usually affiliated with talentless production structures designed entirely for the vanity purposes of purchased recognition.
The current Crackhead Trinity of Madonna, Aguilara and Spears can really keep the welfare coming into Sony.... but I am sure that Disney get's it's share.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

1. Any given example of female that would otherwise have grown old and died a spinster if it weren't for chemicals, other drugs, booze and just plain old fashioned social charity.
2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.
2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.
My nephews mother is an iHag... but it really isn't his fault and couldn't possibly be hers if you ask her.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

1. Bikers that associate themselves with Jay Leno pics and Harley Davidson. Simultaneously destroying any previous victories and consistencies with media want of crap. Although he does have Viagra.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
2. Probably killed Larry the Indian because Leno's dick was too small to see in a mirror...even with surgery and Viagra.
3. Thinks they are still affiliated with any semblance of united motion previously in the direction of establishing some incredibly cool shit beyond T.V. ratings and adverts (called soldiering)... crack niggaz.
Same thing as a Letterman Fag, but with Harley's. Leno Fag's being the opportunists in the situation presented.
Anyone can wear Armani.
Anyone can wear Armani.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
