Nedd Ludd's definitions

circuit party

(SIR cut PAR tee) noun. any number of a series of events that can be held around world generally catering to butch looking young gay men and fag hags that consists of dancing mindlessly until dawn to disco music after injesting K, ex and/or methamphetamine

Ted: Hey. I got my invitation to the circuit party the other day, wanna go?
Tod: I don't have anything butch enough to wear and I'm all out of (drug of choice or availability).
Ted: I'm out of (drug of choice or availability) too. Let's call that fag hag Sue.
Tod: Great idea Ted! That bitch always has (drug of choice or availability).

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

retrowish

(WHRET-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email

Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

frequent flier

(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis

Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?

Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

party and play

(PAR-tee and play) verb. gayspeak word used in reference to getting high on methamphetamine and having sex. the anagram for party and play is p n' p or p and p

Tod: "Hey Ted! I got a teener. Let's call Tad and Tim and see if they wanna party and play this weekend."
Ted: "Ok Tod...but we BOTH know that Tim always gets crystal dick."
Tod: "Doesn't bother me cause I want Tad to plow me."
Ted: "Great! I'll do Tim."

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

for later

(fore LAY-ter) noun. term for any amount of food wrapped up in foil or plastic wrap with or without a paper plate and given to one by a Jewish Mother for consumption at some point in the future

Jewish Mother: What? You think I'm trying to poison you already!?
Nebbish: No, I loved your kugel. I ate six helpings.
Jewish Mother: It was five but who's counting. Here let me fix you some for later.
Nebbish: That would be lovely. Thank you.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

sketcher

(SKETCH ur) n. word used in labeling methamphatamine users who get high and draw for hours rendering them oblivious to everything else (see tweaker, speed freak, meth head

Dude: Shit man. I tried to hit on Sue but she totally igged me today. What's her trip?
Other Dude: She's a fucking sketcher and don't care bout nothin else when she gets high.
Dude: That's the shits.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005