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IUD

IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary
Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD. How about you?"
Sue: "I guess, but UD is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
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Mother's Day

Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
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1337

1337 (THURE-teen thur-tee-SEV-en)n. 1:37PM military time
Ted: "Tod, what time do you have to leave for your appointment?"
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
by Nedd Ludd July 23, 2006
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courve

cour ve (CORE vah) noun, from Yiddish-1. any not Jewish woman that is a whore, slut, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
Rose: I know it's none of my business, but is that Eugene with that courve Sue?
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!

Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!

Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005
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crystal dick

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005
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frequent flier

(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis
Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?

Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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sketcher

(SKETCH ur) n. word used in labeling methamphatamine users who get high and draw for hours rendering them oblivious to everything else (see tweaker, speed freak, meth head
Dude: Shit man. I tried to hit on Sue but she totally igged me today. What's her trip?
Other Dude: She's a fucking sketcher and don't care bout nothin else when she gets high.
Dude: That's the shits.
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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