(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort
Wolf Blitzer: OMG! Look at that plane's fucked up front wheel! How will they ever land it?
other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.
Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…
Later in Situation Room:
Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.
other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.
Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…
Later in Situation Room:
Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.
by Nedd Ludd September 23, 2005
cour ve (CORE vah) noun, from Yiddish-1. any not Jewish woman that is a whore, slut, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
Rose: I know it's none of my business, but is that Eugene with that courve Sue?
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!
Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!
Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!
Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!
Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
by Nedd Ludd August 07, 2005
an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts
dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
by Nedd Ludd September 12, 2005
example 1:
Michael: Sue, what's wrong with you? You look like shit today.
Sue: I wuz up all weekend. Now I'm totally shot.
example 2:
You wouldn't have liked New Orleans, and now, after Hurricane Katrina it's shot. You'll never be able to see it for yourself.
example 3:
Sue: Hey, is there any shit left in that bag?
Maryann: No fuck-nose you did it all, it's shot.
Michael: Sue, what's wrong with you? You look like shit today.
Sue: I wuz up all weekend. Now I'm totally shot.
example 2:
You wouldn't have liked New Orleans, and now, after Hurricane Katrina it's shot. You'll never be able to see it for yourself.
example 3:
Sue: Hey, is there any shit left in that bag?
Maryann: No fuck-nose you did it all, it's shot.
by Nedd Ludd September 12, 2005
1337 (THURE-teen thur-tee-SEV-en)n. 1:37PM military time
Ted: "Tod, what time do you have to leave for your appointment?"
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
by Nedd Ludd October 03, 2005
(spun like a duck) adj. modification of spun used in reference to someone on an extended methamphetamine high
Albert: Shit man! I saw Sue today...
Billy: ...and she was tweaked?
Albert: Man, she was spun like a duck.
Billy: Yup, I told you that she's a fuckin' sketcher.
Billy: ...and she was tweaked?
Albert: Man, she was spun like a duck.
Billy: Yup, I told you that she's a fuckin' sketcher.
by Nedd Ludd August 23, 2005
Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
by Nedd Ludd October 03, 2005