Bulimicon

An emoticon or symbol meant to illustrate the action of gagging oneself in response to a status update or statement that is too cheesy, disgusting, offensive, overly happy, self-aggrandizing, etc. Can also be used to represent throwing up a little in your mouth.
Jill: I love my life sooo much...I have the best boyfriend ever, my job rules and my friends are amazing!
Jack: Makes me want to gag myself. *insert bulimicon*

Jack: Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love.
Jill: *insert bulimicon* Think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
by nearly civilized January 05, 2010
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Intervagtion

An orchestrated attempt by one person, or often many, to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction. Similar to a drug intervention, but the addict is hooked on vagina instead of alcohol or drugs.
John: I go out with a different girl every night, sometimes two or three...it's affecting my work and relationships. I'm exhausted all the time. I feel like a big man whore. I can't stop myself but I can't go on like this either!
Jane: I think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help.

Tim: Man, I wish I was like John...all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. So pimp.
Jim: Be careful what you wish for. I heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. Now he's kickin' it with Dr. Drew in sex rehab.
by nearly civilized February 23, 2011
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meeling

A feeling related to self, generally selfish in nature, i.e. one of self-pity, victimization, hurt, or sadness. Similar to a guy being on his meriod or entering manopause, but lasting less in duration.
John: Dude, you gotta come out with us tonight!
Jim: Can't man. I'm having a meeling.
by Nearly Civilized November 07, 2012
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pinkout

Similar to a blackout (alcohol related amnesia), except the temporary amnesia is caused by vagina, rather than alcohol or drugs. The primary symptoms of a pinkout are poor judgment and bad decision making.
John: Dude, next thing I knew all her stuff was moved in to my apartment! I don't even remember saying ok to that! I must've been in a pinkout or something...

James: I have no idea what she put up there...she was so hot, I would've done anything. She's a pinkout inducing machine!
by nearly civilized November 07, 2011
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beirdo

An annoying hipster douchebag that has a beard or scruff.
Dude, that beirdo posted up right in front of me at the club last night, waving his iPhone around in my face the entire time like a jackass.

That ball hugger Jim rides a fixie, listens to whiny bitch music, always has a PBR tall boy, smokes American Spirits, wears beanies, flannels, and skinny jeans from American Apparel, and those stupid fakies (non-prescription black rimmed glasses). He's a total beirdo!
by Nearly Civilized December 09, 2012
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Starbots

Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.
Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.

Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!

Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
by nearly civilized October 17, 2010
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double-poster

Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.
Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
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