Definitions by Naughty Daddy

Zambezi Sunflower 

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

Zambezi Sunflower by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Anti-Personnel Department 

More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.

After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..

Anti-Personnel Department by Naughty Daddy February 18, 2021

Victim

What a loser calls himself when attempting to blame his plight on others.

Fred claims to be a victim of capitalism, but is really a self-indulgent, ill-disciplined, loser.

Victim by Naughty Daddy October 14, 2020

WOG 

Two alternative definitions :

1) Wily Oriental Gentleman, I.e. a person of color from the orient, not blacks or Africans, or

2) For us Brits, any non-Brit.

1) Of course, they are nice people, but the Indian cricketers are all wogs.

2) Wogs start at Calais.

WOG by Naughty Daddy January 10, 2020

HMFIC 

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

HMFIC by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Bovril Driller 

Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.

Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.

Bovril Driller by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Walking out finger 

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.

She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.

Walking out finger by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019