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one who ignores anything that isn't mainstream.
"he only gets his music recommendations from the front page of spotify. what an ignormie."
by Nately's Old Man June 28, 2020
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nawwattamean

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To ask if someone knows what you mean.
"Dis stuff make ya feel good, nawwattamean?"
by Nately's Old Man August 20, 2013
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Misspelling of Fiery. Appears in the facebook group "shoulders of firey vengeance" and also at the end of many youtube videos made by rocknrollrocksout. Was originally a misspelling in this case but was kept for humour.
"My favorite Facebook group is Shoulders of Firey Vengeance"
"That is one firey hot salsa"
by Nately's Old Man August 15, 2012
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A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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To masturbate to pornography. "Nog" From porNOGraphy, and Fap meaning fap.
"He was nogfapping yesterday when I walked in upon him"
"I am sad, therefore I will nogfap"
by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011
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Common Sense Theorem

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A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".
"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.
by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (13 A's) is an online phrase posted whenever somene uses modern lingo or shortening of words instead of proper words for quick internet speak. The person who is receiving or views the posting of the shortened word will post Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Person A- "See you later, brb"
Person B- Brb Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Person A - "So funny ROFL!"
Person B- ROFL Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
by Nately's Old Man June 1, 2011
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