Definitions by Nately's Old Man
ignormie
ignormie by Nately's Old Man June 28, 2020
nawwattamean
nawwattamean by Nately's Old Man August 20, 2013
Firey
Misspelling of Fiery. Appears in the facebook group "shoulders of firey vengeance" and also at the end of many youtube videos made by rocknrollrocksout. Was originally a misspelling in this case but was kept for humour.
Firey by Nately's Old Man August 15, 2012
Beyton Blast
A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
Beyton Blast by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
Nogfap
Nogfap by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011
Common Sense Theorem
A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".
"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.
Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.
Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"
While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.
Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.
Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"
While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.
Common Sense Theorem by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (13 A's) is an online phrase posted whenever somene uses modern lingo or shortening of words instead of proper words for quick internet speak. The person who is receiving or views the posting of the shortened word will post Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Person A- "See you later, brb"
Person B- Brb Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Person A - "So funny ROFL!"
Person B- ROFL Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Person B- Brb Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Person A - "So funny ROFL!"
Person B- ROFL Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn by Nately's Old Man June 1, 2011