Blound

1)To get owned very badly, and feel extremely sick inside.

2)To get your head stuck and be blinded.

"O my, he lowered his head and under the bag he was blounded!"
"Chuck Norris WILL blound you."

by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010

Adillus

A worksheet that students brutally dislike.

Why do teachers give us so many Adillus'

by Nately's Old Man January 25, 2011

Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

Firey

Misspelling of Fiery. Appears in the facebook group "shoulders of firey vengeance" and also at the end of many youtube videos made by rocknrollrocksout. Was originally a misspelling in this case but was kept for humour.

"My favorite Facebook group is Shoulders of Firey Vengeance"
"That is one firey hot salsa"

by Nately's Old Man August 15, 2012

Nogfap

To masturbate to pornography. "Nog" From porNOGraphy, and Fap meaning fap.

"He was nogfapping yesterday when I walked in upon him"
"I am sad, therefore I will nogfap"

by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011

boardschlap

To be utterly owned and pwned until destruction. You will feel much pain.

"OMG, that guy got boardschlapped!"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"

by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010

ignormie

one who ignores anything that isn't mainstream.

"he only gets his music recommendations from the front page of spotify. what an ignormie."

by Nately's Old Man June 28, 2020