Nate's definitions

mudshovel

A word I found out about through an interview with Aaron Lewis (the lead singer of the (great) band staind. he was asked why it was called "mudshovel" and he said it was a term for anal sex and h thought it was the funnuest thing he ever heard so he wrote as song about it. The mud being the shit in a girls ass and the shovel being the peins in it.

"dude, I had mudshovel with a hot bitch last night!!!"

by Nate June 19, 2003

duece bigelow

A male jigolo with some magical man-jina; Duece can staisfy women in ways that would sicken a normal man; the ultimate man-whore

Just playin like Duec Bigelow

by Nate June 12, 2003

candyman

A potbellied regular at the Disco 2000 party at Limelight. According to legend, he waited tables at TGIFriday's and used his earnings to buy large quantities of cocaine and ketamine, which he would use to attract young ladies for e-hugs and further fondlings. According to legend, another clubkid, Jessie, got angry with him for breaking off a relationship at a BBQ in front of many mutual friends. Jessie put a curse on Candyman leading to his death.

It is said that anyone who uses ketamine and says his name 3 times in the mirror at the Avalon (new name for limelight) nightclub, will see his ghost rising off the dancefloor at 3 AM, wearing the same old Pacific Sunwear outfit he was notorious for.

According to legend, the ghost of candyman still reigns at Avalon nightclub. Summon him at your own peril.

by nate March 21, 2005

running of the bulls

an excuse for a bunch of drunken Spaniards to get gored by crazed bulls

by Nate July 11, 2003

puff

Mascot of the free UNIX-like open source operating system OpenBSD.

Each release, which occur twice a year (about six months, give or take one), Puff is given a themed role based on either current events of a joke the developers liked.

Such themes include RamBlow (based on Rambo and the contraversy surrounding cryptography being legal munitions in the United States of America), 077 (Pond, James Pond), Puffy the Kittieslayer (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer), rapper Puffy and most recently Puff the Barbarian.

This Blowfish is used in a variety of tee shirts and posters which can be seen on the OpenBSD site (openbsd.org).

A King ruled the web with fear
Spilling the blood of men
Then from the ocean came
Puff the Barbarian.

by Nate July 7, 2003

Nerded

Adjective dictating one who is overly nerdy. It's use is limited, but powerful.

nate your friends are really nerded..up (Nate, your friends are really nerded up.)

by Nate July 4, 2004

tig ol biddies

breasts that are usually found on trans-gendered men.

Look who's back in da mutha fuckin house wit two big tig ol' biddies for yo mouth!

by nate February 19, 2004