Nate's definitions

procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

truzen

eighteen (can be plural)
like the word dozen means twelve (or two sixes), the word truzen means eighteen (or three sixes)
like bicycle and tricycle

man i have dozens, no, TRUZENS of children

by nate February 25, 2005

klonies

slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine

i passed out after i hit off some klonies

by nate March 18, 2005

talon tsi awd

convenient, good looking and fast sports car. very similar to the mitsubishi eclipse.

btw shut the hell up about your 60's mustangs, not everyone wants a car that has ancient parts, ancient handling and requires nonstop maintance.

hey thats a pretty sweet talon

man i wish i had an eagle talon this winter

oh snaps! the transmission just fell out of that mustang! should have bought an eagle talon.

by Nate November 26, 2003

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by Nate June 13, 2003

muggling

The act of retrieving a corpse's innards and fecal matter by way of wrapping your lips around both orphaces while a friend jumps on the deads stomach

Come on guys I heard there was a triple fatality, the senior citizens bus wrecked, yall ready for some muggling.

by nate December 9, 2004

popcore

pop punk/pop music with hardcore attributes/influences.

from first to last and underoath arnet screamo, theyre popcore.

by Nate February 21, 2005