Nate's definitions

fall on the grenade

to occupy the time (read: fuck) an ugly chick so that your friends can fuck her friends

Damn! I gotta fall on the grenade again!

by Nate June 4, 2003

lizzie mcguire

a female, teenage cockteaser who's just beggin for some dick

A fucked that Lizzie McGuire. She's a freaky ho!

by Nate June 4, 2003

graff

short term for Graffiti.

we gonna be burning some graff later

by Nate April 1, 2005

gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

by nate May 13, 2005

Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin)

A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)

Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!

by Nate August 12, 2004

superior wang

what ladies call my dick cuz they like gettin off on it

LADY: "Oooh, Nate! I just came on your superior wang!"

by Nate June 5, 2003

metros

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.

Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.

by Nate April 26, 2005