Natalie Wobble's definitions

Romptastic

adj. descriptive of schwifty nigga activities (romptompkins), being terrifically rompy while being schwifty, being exuberant and joyful while taking part in a recreational romp, describing some level of fuckery that just so happens to work out perfectly.

I knew I was romptastic when I finally penetrated my 9th grade English teacher during a recreational romp in the library and busted a load in her funbun.

by Natalie Wobble June 28, 2021

Romptompkins

Activities of a schwifty nigga, i.e. eating watermelon, makin money out the t rap, fuckin hoes & thots; the trifecta of the swag, the hustle, and the pounding of the kitty cat.

Really taking the recreational romp to the next level, but not to the point of being a schwiftaddict.

Man, my homie is gettin way too schwifty, he’s on them romptompkins.

by Natalie Wobble June 7, 2021

Schwiftaddict

Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.

Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.

by Natalie Wobble May 29, 2021

Schwiftology

the study of being schwifty, i.e., completely letting loose while partying.

One doesn't just simply get their bachelor's degree in Schwiftology.

by Natalie Wobble May 26, 2021

schwiftmatics

the mathematical formulas that sustain the effortless essence of schwiftology.

I'm going to the liquor store to get turnt and learnt on schwiftmatics.

by Natalie Wobble May 26, 2021

rompy

adj.
having the qualities of sass, spunk, feistiness; a mischievous zest (or vest) about oneself; optimistically not giving a single fuck, origin in schwiftology.

spontaneously getting completely naked and fucking your girl in an open window so passers-by will most definitely see, and hear as you bust a fat nut all up in yo girl's fun bun.

I was feelin extra rompy today when I called that CO a cunt without hesitation.

Hey cutie, wanna get a little rompy with me in the library?

by Natalie Wobble May 26, 2021

recreational romp

a part of your usual routine that involves being schwifty; whenever you're doin' something schwifty on a regular basis

Charleston Chewy was destroying dandelions and finessin' the ladies on his recreational romp this afternoon.

by Natalie Wobble May 24, 2021