by natalie July 15, 2003

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.
Man to his friend at Hooters:
"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."
"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."
by Natalie February 01, 2004

by NATALIE July 16, 2004

dude did you see that chick what a DoubleBagger!! Dude did you see him? that was doublbagging material if i ever have seen one!
by natalie July 15, 2003

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
by natalie September 12, 2004

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys
by Natalie December 08, 2003

by natalie July 15, 2003
