open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

by Nasty Nate October 02, 2003

butt plug

an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke

Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

Utica

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

sports guy

a guy who likes sports

there are four seasons: football, baseball, hockey & basketball

WAR MARCH MADNESS!

by Nasty Nate May 07, 2004

Hat Trick

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night

I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!

by Nasty Nate September 10, 2003

tazes

When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls

That bitch gave me the tazes last night.

by Nasty Nate March 22, 2005

ass hiker

Someone that rides your ass to the peak

Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker

by Nasty Nate February 08, 2015