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Religion

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*
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Twilight

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*
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banana seeds

1. Seeds of the Banana fruit

2. Semen
1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.

2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.
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Tsar bomba

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba
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Vampire

A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.

A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.

Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!

Boy: Please die..

This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
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Gay

Gay!
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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
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