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The NSA

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Gay

10% of the Internet

Gay!

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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

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Nerd

That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday

They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!

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Lol

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal

1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut

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Tsar bomba

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die

What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba

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