Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

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Gay

10% of the Internet

Gay!

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banana seeds

1. Seeds of the Banana fruit

2. Semen

1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.

2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.

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Firecracker

A small explosive generally used by really stupid people

We had a blast playing with firecrackers- until someone got hurt

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Urban dictionary

Seriously?

Why the fuck do you have to look up "urban dictionary" on the fucking URBAN DICTIONARY!?

by Name removed by the NSA December 07, 2013