Nacho Burris's definitions
Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.
by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023
Get the Sober-up Beermug. The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
Get the Old Man Gap Yearmug. A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.
I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.
by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020
Get the Boogermitemug. The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
Get the Sober-Up Beermug. Term used to describe the point when your parents become so feeble and incapable they transform into an older version of your kids.
My Karents are driving me crazy! These people that somehow raised me now can’t seem to do anything for themselves.
by Nacho Burris October 30, 2022
Get the Karentsmug. The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
Get the The Wine Chairmug. The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
Get the The Wine Chairmug.