Packing For Europe

A physical act performed by insertion of both testicles into the vaginal opening during doggystyle anal sex.

The whole time I was blasting Aaron's mom's ass, I was packing for Europe!

by NYkid420 July 21, 2011

Irish Mourning

A shot that consists of equal parts Jameson, Patron XO and Bailey's.

Spelled "Irish Mourning" because you'll be in mourning for your dead liver the next day.

Bartender! 13 Irish Mournings at once!

It's a Baby Guinness with some balls.

by NYkid420 March 09, 2013

Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Hammerdom

a highly intoxicated state of being.

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.

by NYkid420 January 07, 2010

Zight

A dick fart. A man queef.

A:Man, I think air just came out of my dong...

B:Dude, you just threw a zight!

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Sloral

Slow, slow oral sex.

She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.

by NYkid420 September 16, 2012