NSF56K

Not Safe For 56K. A phone line that isn't good enough to get the full connection speed of a 56K modem.

I moved out into the country, and they gave me a NSF56K line!

by NSFMR2K December 02, 2003

dag

Adam Carolla's friendly nickname for David Alan Grier.

Did you hear DAG on Loveline last night? He sure healed a lot of babies!

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

dcc

Direct Client Connection, a protocol used on IRC to send files between users, create private chats, and make a whiteboard for shared drawing. The DCC handshake is sent through the server (with CTCP), but the file/chat/whiteboard session takes place over a direct connection between the clients--hence the name.

Can also be used as a verb, meaning to send a file using DCC.

"Hey man, DCC me that video of Fred Durst eating his own shit."

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

ensmallen

To make something smaller. The opposite of embiggen.

A churlish spirit ensmallens the largest man.

by NSFMr2K December 28, 2003

ilac

I Like A Channel. Used when someone mistakenly sends a message to the wrong channel on a chat system or MUD, or sends something as a private or global message instead of a channel message.

vaporware says, "The password is 4112."
vaporware says, "ilac"

by NSFMr2K May 24, 2004

ghonorrea

A misspelling of gonorrhea.

I didn't know how to spell "gonorrhea", so I wrote "ghonorrea" instead.

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003