mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

by Nick June 25, 2003

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

hotstacey

stacey makes me so hot im horny

hot hot hot

by nick March 12, 2004

cmm

A scarlet pimp so rich he is quimby rodriguez the KOP and man of millions, i.e. man with millions of dollars, all in cash

Quimby Rodrieguez

by Nick November 3, 2003

Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

by Nick April 10, 2004

Ziggity

Possibly false, or suspicious

"that rolex looks a little ziggity man, are you sure that mexican on the street was an authorized dealer?"

by nick November 28, 2003

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004