One who has lost the ability to control their flatulance in frequency, setting, and decibel level. There is no known cure for this disease, but dietary changes may help.
Brian realized that he had contracted Yatrikitis when he let fly a 20 second rapid fire fart in the midst of dancing at a social gathering.
by Nick February 27, 2005
A Painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. Two-Faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.
painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn't - then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!
by Nick June 13, 2006
by Nick November 10, 2002
by Nick January 05, 2004
Similar to the popular F.U.P.A this is a reformed and politically correct version of the term. UGA refers to a Upper Genital Area, and is meant to be preceded by an adjective such as 'fat.'
by Nick November 19, 2003