NICK's definitions

ford probe

Sleek, eligent and good all around car. Its not the fastest but once you own one, youll fall in love.

Its like trying that food you never wanted to try and you end up loveing it.

by Nick November 10, 2003

hij

asomeone who is an over the top entertainer, drinks accessively for the confidence to "entertain" the opposite sex

that boy is mashed hes well funny, such a hij

by nick November 1, 2004

1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

by Nick July 10, 2004

pupaa

A womans sexual reproductive entrance.

I put my weiner in her pupaa!

by Nick January 21, 2005

oner&smokingboner

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!

BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great

by NICk February 11, 2004

lasher

lasher(donkey) blackpool fans still trying to legalsise beastiality

make burnley dingles appear respectable

by nick November 14, 2004

fuck sock

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.

Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!

by Nick June 19, 2006