NICK's definitions

Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 3, 2003

diaper

a soft sometimes mostly white fabric that feels good&is so soft all men&women should wear this!!!!

my mom wears diapers

by nick October 27, 2003

Ziggity

Possibly false, or suspicious

"that rolex looks a little ziggity man, are you sure that mexican on the street was an authorized dealer?"

by nick November 28, 2003

Homes

A Spanish word for homie.

Hey essa! What is up homes?

by nick July 20, 2004

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004

orgasmatastic

Something so great that it could inspire an orgasm.

Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.

by Nick December 24, 2003

pancake

1. of or refering to pot

YO! Fooo wat up my hommie g dawg biscut, you got any moe of da pancake dat I can somke.

by Nick October 13, 2004