shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

guh

Not even remotely close to the fucktard above me. Guh is to be used when a person says something so idiotic, moronic, and just plain stupid that you do not with to use any brain power to reply and simply respond "guh"

...guh

by Nick November 10, 2002

reductive fallacy

One of the basic logical fallacies is the reductive fallacy, or in Latin, 'reductum ad absurdum'. Basically means taking a normal argument to such a far extreme (reducing it in an absurd manner) as an attempt to try to say it is wrong.

Note this is a logical fallacy. Just because one can think of some far out case.

Look man, if I give you $5 today then I'll have to give you $5 tomorrow, and then I'll be out $5 a day for the rest of my life.

by Nick November 06, 2003

Nomar Garciaparra

Redsox Short Stop. He has been on the team for the past 8 years, and is said this will become his last. He is one of the best hitters on the team and loads the team with energy

Without Nomar, The Sox wont do win a World Series

by nick July 24, 2004

dancing bear

A fuckable chubby girl. By definition, a dancing bear is decent looking and is fun to party with.

Fargo, ND is the dancing bear capital of the world.

by Nick May 13, 2005

budgetize

Comes from the word "budget" which is to manage your money, and the word "minimize", which usually means you are in the act of making smaller.

1) I need to budgetize my money for the parties this weekend.

2) I need to budgetize my money for that trip to Las Vegas next month!

by Nick October 15, 2004

Happas

(n.)
The amusement caused by passport photos.

by Nick March 28, 2003