Homophony

A phony homosexual.

One who pretends to be a homosexual so that the opposite sex will hug them, rub up against them, tell them their secrets, etc. becuase they are treated like one of their own.
Dude, did you see those girls cuddle up against Anthony because they were cold?

Yeah, they think he's gay, he's a total homophony.
by N-arch December 16, 2009
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Whopper Withdrawal

The period of depression following eating at a place like Red Robin, Burger King, Wendy's, etc. and ordering the most expensive burger, Then needing to return to eating single layered burgers and chicken nuggets.

One would most of the time get Whopper Withdrawal 'like a bitch', or 'like mug'.

Note: This seldom happens with Bic Macs, Big Macs usually occur in 'Heart Attack Syndrome' rather than Whopper Withdrawal.
Paul: Hey Jimmy how's it hangin'?
Jimmy: FUCK YOU PAUL!
Paul: What the hell is up with him?
Chris: He had a mushroom and swiss steakhouse burger from Burger King yesterday...
Paul: Whopper Withdrawal?
Chris: Yeah, he's got Whopper Withdrawal like a bitch.
by N-arch January 14, 2009
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Crewsh bag

Someone who was once cool, but then started doing crew and turned into a douche bag as a result.
Person 1: Dude, you know Matt
Person 2: Yeah, he was cool until he did crew.
Person 1: I know man, he's a total crewsh bag now.
by N-arch January 20, 2010
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gameitarian

Someone who only eats wild game and vegetables, in an effort to maximize their ethical treatment of animals.
He's a gameitarian- he's okay with eating meat as long as it was killed to cull animal populations and was killed quickly.
by N-arch February 06, 2019
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normsplain

when a normie tries to explain a meme to you
So then this normie started to normsplain to me about how the origin of Pepe was from the alt-right in 2016
by N-arch March 07, 2019
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quincest

Sexual relations between two players on the same muggle quidditch team.
Yeah, everyone on our team is dating. Lots of quincest going on.
by N-arch May 19, 2014
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SPERF

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF
I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF
by N-arch November 19, 2019
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