Crip Crip

A shorter definition of calling someone crippled when you're too goddamn lazy to say the whole word.

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Anal Portal

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(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

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When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

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The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

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When you Sonic Blastoff so hard into Rainbow's ass that both of you shoot off into a Double Rainboom.

Basically fucking the rainbow out of her.

Wow, when I saw that Sonic Raingasm, I was slightly turned on.

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When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

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