Definitions by Mysterious Frying Pan

half-nutt 

It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.

Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?

Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.

half-nutt by Mysterious Frying Pan July 17, 2019

Fat Pig 

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

Fat Pig by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018

Crip Crip 

A shorter definition of calling someone crippled when you're too goddamn lazy to say the whole word.

"Hey crip crip, get your ass over here. Oh wait... You can't walk. Never mind!"

Crip Crip by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Crip-Fu 

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

Crip-Fu by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Schwong Blaster 

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

Schwong Blaster by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Dildo Ball 

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

Dildo Ball by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Sonic Raingasm

When you Sonic Blastoff so hard into Rainbow's ass that both of you shoot off into a Double Rainboom.

Basically fucking the rainbow out of her.

Wow, when I saw that Sonic Raingasm, I was slightly turned on.

Sonic Raingasm by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016