Mysta D's definitions

Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

by Mysta D May 12, 2009

Stiff Fuck

Same meaning as 'stiff shit', but the word 'shit' is replaced by 'fuck'.

Steve: shit, we missed a bin

Shane: stiff fuck

by Mysta D February 21, 2011

Going off it's nut

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

by Mysta D February 9, 2009

Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

by Mysta D April 11, 2009

brb

An abbreviation for "Be Right Back". Some people use it correctly and some use it as a substitute for leaving a conversation.

Correct Usage:
Ryan: so i saw this prosty in the street

Vinny: brb
Ryan: ooooooookee
-2 Minutes later-
Vinny: back, as you were saying?
Ryan: YAY!

Incorrect Usage:
Ryan: i farted and i could feel something warm in my pants :(
Smithy: brb
-Smithy doesn't return-
*1 hour later*
Ryan: smitheee?, you there?

by Mysta D September 29, 2010

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009

I know yea!

Is said in reply when agreeing with what somebody said.

Dave: That truck looks and drives great
Joe: i know yea!

by Mysta D February 10, 2009