Mysta D's definitions

Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

by Mysta D April 11, 2009

brb

An abbreviation for "Be Right Back". Some people use it correctly and some use it as a substitute for leaving a conversation.

Correct Usage:
Ryan: so i saw this prosty in the street

Vinny: brb
Ryan: ooooooookee
-2 Minutes later-
Vinny: back, as you were saying?
Ryan: YAY!

Incorrect Usage:
Ryan: i farted and i could feel something warm in my pants :(
Smithy: brb
-Smithy doesn't return-
*1 hour later*
Ryan: smitheee?, you there?

by Mysta D September 29, 2010

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009

Scum Of Society

Is a person who is/adds to more burden on society. Somebody who doesn't care about others. Somebody who has no job and stays on the 'dole' wasting taxpayer money. That and more describes my father.

Person 1: my dad is so awesome :):)
Me: my dad is scum of society who believes deliberately breaking promises is funny :(

by Mysta D January 11, 2011

Going off it's nut

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

by Mysta D February 9, 2009

Get Bucked

Same as sayin Get Fucked, only replacin the F with a B.. So if the teacher catches you sayin it to sum kid in ur class, you technically can't get in trouble as you didn't say the "F word".

Joe: Get Bucked sam!
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Joe: i said get bucked, wtf's ur problem?

by Mysta D February 7, 2009

Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

by Mysta D May 12, 2009