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hydrochloric acid 

something you totally (not) dip your balls in
"You should dip your balls in hydrochloric acid"

"No thanks I don't want to become sterile"

Joseph Stalin 

Soviet Leader who killed like 20 million people and oppressed anyone who disagreed with him.
"So many people are praising Joseph Stalin on urbdic. You're not in Stalin's USSR. You're not going to the gulag if you don't praise Stalin here."

cutforkookie 

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.
Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."

Dreamsexual

This word can mean two things:

1) Someone who only feels sexual attraction in dreams but rarely/doesn't feel any sexual attraction outside of dreams

2) Someone who is sexually attracted towards the YouTuber "Dream"
Examples of usage:

Definition 1:

A: "I'm coming out as dreamsexual."

B: "I hope you mean that you feel sexual attraction in your dreams but not in reality."

A: "Yeah, that's what I mean."

B: "You should probably call yourself Yumesexual or smth since Dream stans made a sexuality out of Dream and called it 'Dreamsexual'. Don't want you being attacked because of using the wrong word."

A: "Thanks for telling me."

Definition 2:

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "I'm dreamsexual"

Normal Person: "Judging by your username, you're sexually attracted to Dream."

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "That's right."

Normal Person: "GET TF OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT"

urbandictionary 

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.
Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.

Red Baron 

Manfred Albrecht von Richthofen. A german pilot who has 80 confirmed kills.

Quick note: It has NOTHING to do with sex or a girl's period. People are really perverted here.
"Stupid perverts really gave the nickname of the german pilot with 80 kills sexual meanings. Almost all of the definitions for 'red baron' on urbdic included some form of sex or a girl's period."

Sexual definition 

A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:

1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.

Example:

rail (n)

I shouldn't have to explain this one

2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.

Example:

hand

When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)

Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.

Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.

2)

Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.

The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES

*Joe gets PTSD*

Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms