My name's definitions

Nigga Technology

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka.

Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks

"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy

by My name May 1, 2006

M16A1

The standard-issue rifle for U.S. Servicemen in Vietnam. Designed by Eugene Stoner as the Ar-15 to replace the M14 (which was difficult to control while in full-auto). The rifle fired .223 caliber ammunition, which later became the 5.56 mm NATO round in widespread use today. The M16A1 "spawned" the current U.S. service rifle, the M16A2, as well as the A3 (full-auto A2), and the M4 Carbine, which is in use by Special Forces units around the world.

The M16A1's jamming problems had nothing to do with the design of the gun, the U.S. Government had told troops that the rifle was self cleaning, therefore the troops were not issued cleaning kits until 1968. After the kits were issued, jamming reports were nearly unheard of.

by My name May 17, 2006

All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

by My name December 19, 2005

Quahog

1. The fictional Rhode Island town in which the Griffin family (from Family Guy) resides.

2. A place where D.U.I. means "Drink Up If-you-please"

3. A mollusk

1. Peter Grifin lives in Quahog

2. I get wasted every single evening

3. Quahogs taste like shit

by My name December 22, 2005

MTV

A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a communazi), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.

Fight the red menace! Destroy MTV!

by My name December 30, 2005

leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

by My name August 12, 2006

fucking jews

Mel Gibson's favorite catchphrase!

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"

by My name August 15, 2006