My dixie wrecked's definitions

chickenshit

WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that they don't measure up to the level of bullshit. Subsequently, the word came to be merely an intensification of the epithet chicken.

In life and death matters, soldiers relied on their common sense and ignored the chickenshit regulations their superiors foisted upon them whenever possible.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Shepherds Pie

The now clearly visible vaginal opening of a freshly shorn sheep.
This also refers to a freshly trimmed woman of eastern European extraction who was particularly hairy before.

Wow, look at those freshly shorn sheep. I could really go for a little Shepherds Pie right now!
or
Katrina is so hot now after that trim. Her Shepherds Pie is making me hungry. I just want to dive right in there.

by My Dixie Wrecked May 15, 2005

Clean Snap

When you are filled with an ubundance of confidence that your shit has been so clean that you don't feel the need to wipe your ass with toilet paper. You just get up and go, no wipe.

"Have you ever had a clean snap?"
"Yeah mate of course, I had a clean snap last night. Just get up and go, too easy."

by My Dixie Wrecked June 13, 2017

scumbag

A used condom.

Is an example needed?

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Shit on a Shingle

WWII troop slang for chipped beef on toast, frequent fare in mess halls.

Do you really need an example to figure this out? I pity you.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

George W. Bush

A name that causes paroxysms of rage in some, for reasons that only a particularly gifted psychoanalyst could comprehend.

When I said "George W. Bush" at the faculty meeting, one of my colleagues began to shriek and scream while another's ears bled.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003