Definitions by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus

Paris Hilton 

Another word for USELESS

Joe: Wow, that meeting was useless.
Scott: Yeah, just like Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

K-1 

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

K-1 by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

Avy Scott 

A hot porn star with big sweet natural D cups.

Wow, that Avy Scott sure has some fine mouthwatering titties.

Avy Scott by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008

CrapDonald's 

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

CrapDonald's by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns 

The best wrestling video game on the planet. It is not as graphically appealing as the WWE games, but the gameplay is better because the moves are based on timing, and not on lame buttonmashing. AI and gameplay are much better in Fire Pro than in WWE games. Plus you have 500 create a wrestler spots, plus you can also create your own logos, rings, refs, belts, wrestling organizations, stables, etc. as well.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is so much better and more challenging than SVR. Even the easiest setting is more harder than the hardest setting on SVR.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 10, 2008

Batista 

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA

Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.

Batista by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008

CZW 

CZW is a glorified backyard wrestling promotion where wrestlers think that wrestling is only about bashing each other over the heaps with weapons and high spots to cover over the fact that they can't work a technical match if their lives depeneded on it (except Chris Hero).

It takes No talent to do a chair shot. CZW sucks ass. The only thing worse was XPW.

CZW by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 29, 2008