Definitions by Musty Musk Man

EBK 

Extra Burnt N Krispy

In a sexual manner

“That bitch is so EBK I’d fuck her raw!”

EBK by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Ebolaland

An Ebola themed amusement park in Oyem, Gabon, made by a nonprofit called “Save Ebola.”

Let’s go to Ebolaland!

Ebolaland by Musty Musk Man December 8, 2022

Washington Monument 

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

Washington Monument by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

STC 

Short for Slovakian Traffic Cone

“I want a STC”

STC by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

dental implant 

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

dental implant by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Pussy Melter 9000 

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

Pussy Melter 9000 by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Holy Grail 

A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.

“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”

Holy Grail by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022