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Definitions by MustangGT

johnny blaze 

A name given to someone who is constantly smoking your weed but never contributes anything back.
He needs to buy a sack with his paycheck this week, fuckin Johnny Blaze.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.
johnny blaze by MustangGT October 1, 2005

throttle jockey 

A person who races anything with a throttle on it. Hand-eye coordination and concentration are the key elements of being a throttle jockey as where physical condition is not.

Example: Nascar drivers
Damn throttle jockeys are out street racing again tonite!
throttle jockey by MustangGT October 1, 2005
A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.
That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!
clinger by MustangGT October 1, 2005

bells and whistles 

Features or extras to make something more unique and flavorful without necessarily adding to the utility of the primary function.
Look at all those gauges! These new Pontiacs come with ALL the bells and whistles!
Windows ME is the fuckin same as Windows 98, but with some stupid bells and whistles.
bells and whistles by MustangGT September 29, 2005

pickle kisser 

Slang term for a homosexual male.
Andy Dick is such a fucking pickle kisser it makes me sick!
pickle kisser by MustangGT September 26, 2005

dick flapping in the wind 

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.
Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

waiting game 

This term is used to describe the process of waiting for something you wish to obtain/achieve (usually drugs).
Have you heard back from Bob on the weed hookup?
No, I'm still playing the waiting game!
waiting game by MustangGT September 26, 2005