wig

To rip drag and grab someone in a fight by the hair.To pull out their hair and actually remove some.To literally try and dehair them without descalping
To make the enemy scream and cripple them by pulling their hair in a fight.
1"What did you call me?come here and say it to my face cunt.I'm gonna fucking wig ya!
2.He hit hit me first so i fuckin wigged that prick.
by munyuck October 06, 2008
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Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one
I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.
man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.
mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome
witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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Mrs Titswobble

Name of the lady you see walking down the street with bouncy knockers.I see Mrs Titswobble all the time.Like god ,she can be anywhere, anytime.
Walking down the street and there she is again,The lady with her breasts jumping all over the place ,with every stride she takes,something seems familiar to you,and it's not her face,then you remember her name,Its Mrs Titswobble
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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possesions

Every entire object,item or thing you own and you become a slave for ,for the rest of your life.The more you have and greedier you become,the bigger slave you become for your possesions.Yet the less you own the less slavery you will endure.
Garbologists have lots of them
I am having a yard/garage sale as i have become a slave of my own shit and want less possesions.I don't have to pay for,store ,move or clean for them no longer.Now a new owner can pay me to slave for these possesions or i am throwing them in the garbage bin :)
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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