Munyuck's definitions

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

fuckerize

1.To wreck and break or destroy an object or matter perhaps even sometimes clumsily without intent.
2.To turn gold into shit or make worthless.

1.My pc is fuckerized now that I let the virus in.
2.She fuckerized my life when she left me and took my for everything I had, that fucking} bitch.

by munyuck January 18, 2009

Munyuck

To loose the plot entirely to the point of smashing,breaking,hollering,bellowing and letting all your anger out in one amazing shared explosion.To go all out in an entirely beserk fit of rage that you have bottled up for a lengthy amount of time that may have been triggered by even a tivial matter and you want to share it with everybody and anything.

That was the last straw I went fucking MUNYUCK.

by munyuck January 18, 2009

Mrs Titswobble

Name of the lady you see walking down the street with bouncy knockers.I see Mrs Titswobble all the time.Like god ,she can be anywhere, anytime.

Walking down the street and there she is again,The lady with her breasts jumping all over the place ,with every stride she takes,something seems familiar to you,and it's not her face,then you remember her name,Its Mrs Titswobble

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

by munyuck February 2, 2009

4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome

witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."

by munyuck February 2, 2009

possesions

Every entire object,item or thing you own and you become a slave for ,for the rest of your life.The more you have and greedier you become,the bigger slave you become for your possesions.Yet the less you own the less slavery you will endure.
Garbologists have lots of them

I am having a yard/garage sale as i have become a slave of my own shit and want less possesions.I don't have to pay for,store ,move or clean for them no longer.Now a new owner can pay me to slave for these possesions or i am throwing them in the garbage bin :)

by munyuck February 2, 2009