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Spanish is the only language that has a proper name for a turd so large that it must be broken up with a toilet brush before it can be flushed. It is a Serote. A Serote is also slang for Hispanics in general or their children.
Dios Mio! esta un grande Serote!
Serote by Mudknuckle Circus November 8, 2013

Bieberoids

Bieberoids are all around us. They dress, speak endlessly about and are obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Any Bieberoid over the age of 12 should seek professional mental heathcare.
James' daughter Jesse is a Bieberoid. which is fine because she is nine. Most nine year old girls are Bieberoids. His son Paul, is also a Bieberoid but since he is twenty, it's just creepy.
Bieberoids by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013
A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.
Gronk by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013
FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.
FUBWABA by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
FLAB MAGGOT by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013