sackstick

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.
I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013
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Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.
Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 02, 2013
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Fanatorgiastic

Someone so fanatically opposed to a concept that they cannot discuss it without shrieking. An excessive form on fanaticism, often employing name-calling attacks on people who disagree with them.
Ms. Pelosi became so Fanatorgiastic about gun control that the media no longer mentioned the subject.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
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Bieberoids

Bieberoids are all around us. They dress, speak endlessly about and are obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Any Bieberoid over the age of 12 should seek professional mental heathcare.
James' daughter Jesse is a Bieberoid. which is fine because she is nine. Most nine year old girls are Bieberoids. His son Paul, is also a Bieberoid but since he is twenty, it's just creepy.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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