A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
Spanish is the only language that has a proper name for a turd so large that it must be broken up with a toilet brush before it can be flushed. It is a Serote. A Serote is also slang for Hispanics in general or their children.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013