Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 02, 2013

FUBWABA

FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.

I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 06, 2013

Serote

Spanish is the only language that has a proper name for a turd so large that it must be broken up with a toilet brush before it can be flushed. It is a Serote. A Serote is also slang for Hispanics in general or their children.

Dios Mio! esta un grande Serote!

by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013