When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
Get the twobbledmug. A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013
Get the blophusmug. Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.
I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013
Get the sackstickmug. Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.
by Mudknuckle Circus December 02, 2013
Get the Pecker Holstermug. FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
Get the FUBWABAmug. by Mudknuckle Circus December 02, 2013
Get the Skin Missilemug. Someone so fanatically opposed to a concept that they cannot discuss it without shrieking. An excessive form on fanaticism, often employing name-calling attacks on people who disagree with them.
Ms. Pelosi became so Fanatorgiastic about gun control that the media no longer mentioned the subject.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
Get the Fanatorgiasticmug.