FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.
Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
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sackstick

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.
I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 19, 2013
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Bieberoids

Bieberoids are all around us. They dress, speak endlessly about and are obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Any Bieberoid over the age of 12 should seek professional mental heathcare.
James' daughter Jesse is a Bieberoid. which is fine because she is nine. Most nine year old girls are Bieberoids. His son Paul, is also a Bieberoid but since he is twenty, it's just creepy.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
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twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
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Fanatorgiastic

Someone so fanatically opposed to a concept that they cannot discuss it without shrieking. An excessive form on fanaticism, often employing name-calling attacks on people who disagree with them.
Ms. Pelosi became so Fanatorgiastic about gun control that the media no longer mentioned the subject.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
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Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.
Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
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