Mudknuckle Circus's definitions

sackstick

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.

I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.

Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

Fanatorgiastic

Someone so fanatically opposed to a concept that they cannot discuss it without shrieking. An excessive form on fanaticism, often employing name-calling attacks on people who disagree with them.

Ms. Pelosi became so Fanatorgiastic about gun control that the media no longer mentioned the subject.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013