Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.
Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?
by Muddy Funster July 24, 2017
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Verniggular

1. Any word that black people use (but probably shouldn't) to describe another black person that non-black people should definitely not use - e.g. nigga, niglet, etc
2. Any word that SJWs assume is a racist slur because it includes 'nig' in it, but isn't - e.g. niggle (mild but persistent annoyance), niggard (miserly person), or Nigel (pretty much the whitest name a bloke can have)
Did you hear that Bob got canned for racism because he told the boss he had a niggling back pain?
Was that Backpain Bob, or Robbie the Racist?
What do you think?
Shit man, Bob was cool. Boss has his verniggular all wrong. My man Graf Nigel can probably hook him up with another job though.
'Graf' Nigel?
Yeah, poor guy kept getting a beatdown halfway through tagging his name, so not the full 'Graffiti'
by Muddy Funster June 02, 2023
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Snorice

A term used in IT development to describe customer requirements that change every day and often don't appear to be grounded in reality.
The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.
by Muddy Funster June 05, 2014
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twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer
We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Spalad

Potato Salad

from Spud (Potato) + Salad
What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.
by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020
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Poxy

A term for a proxy server used by developers who have to work on or through them. Because they fucking suck.
Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!
by Muddy Funster August 03, 2017
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