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Snorice

A term used in IT development to describe customer requirements that change every day and often don't appear to be grounded in reality.
The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.
by Muddy Funster June 5, 2014
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biebergram

A biebergram is the replacement of a co-worker's desktop wallpaper with an image of Justin Bieber when they have unwisely left their workstation unlocked.
Arrrrgh. I forgot to lock my computer at lunchtime and some git biebergrammed me again.
by Muddy Funster June 6, 2014
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Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.
Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?
by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017
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Poxy

A term for a proxy server used by developers who have to work on or through them. Because they fucking suck.
Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!
by Muddy Funster August 3, 2017
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twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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Trump

Fart, break wind, toot, expel flatus.

Not even the stupidest thing about The Donald
All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off
by Muddy Funster August 1, 2019
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Spalad

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.
by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020
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