biebergram

A biebergram is the replacement of a co-worker's desktop wallpaper with an image of Justin Bieber when they have unwisely left their workstation unlocked.
Arrrrgh. I forgot to lock my computer at lunchtime and some git biebergrammed me again.
by Muddy Funster June 6, 2014
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twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.
Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?
by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017
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Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.
Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.
by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020
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Spalad

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.
by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020
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Poxy

A term for a proxy server used by developers who have to work on or through them. Because they fucking suck.
Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!
by Muddy Funster August 3, 2017
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