Muddy Funster's definitions

Snorice

A term used in IT development to describe customer requirements that change every day and often don't appear to be grounded in reality.

The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.

by Muddy Funster June 5, 2014

Spalad

Potato Salad

from Spud (Potato) + Salad

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.

by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020

twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.

Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.

by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018

biebergram

A biebergram is the replacement of a co-worker's desktop wallpaper with an image of Justin Bieber when they have unwisely left their workstation unlocked.

Arrrrgh. I forgot to lock my computer at lunchtime and some git biebergrammed me again.

by Muddy Funster June 6, 2014

Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Poxy

A term for a proxy server used by developers who have to work on or through them. Because they fucking suck.

Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!

by Muddy Funster August 3, 2017

Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer

We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023