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Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer
We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Verniggular

1. Any word that black people use (but probably shouldn't) to describe another black person that non-black people should definitely not use - e.g. nigga, niglet, etc
2. Any word that SJWs assume is a racist slur because it includes 'nig' in it, but isn't - e.g. niggle (mild but persistent annoyance), niggard (miserly person), or Nigel (pretty much the whitest name a bloke can have)
Did you hear that Bob got canned for racism because he told the boss he had a niggling back pain?
Was that Backpain Bob, or Robbie the Racist?
What do you think?
Shit man, Bob was cool. Boss has his verniggular all wrong. My man Graf Nigel can probably hook him up with another job though.
'Graf' Nigel?
Yeah, poor guy kept getting a beatdown halfway through tagging his name, so not the full 'Graffiti'
by Muddy Funster June 2, 2023
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Trump

1. v. to fart
2. v. to out do, especially in card games
3. n. 46th best US president
4. n. 8,973,286,932nd best human being alive today
That massive fartI did the other day that cleared out the room? Still more likable than Donald Trump
by Muddy Funster April 14, 2022
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Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.
Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.
by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020
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Spalad

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.
by Muddy Funster July 22, 2020
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Trump

Fart, break wind, toot, expel flatus.

Not even the stupidest thing about The Donald
All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off
by Muddy Funster August 1, 2019
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