Definitions by Mtg187

Fiery trumpet 

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

Fiery trumpet by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

Cunt biscuit 

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender

"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"

Cunt biscuit by Mtg187 August 25, 2017

Cunt bucket 

A cunt in a moist bucket, a term to describe someone being a distasteful abrasive bitchy moron

Damn why does she hangout with that chick, she's a real cunt bucket!

Cunt bucket by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Twat salad 

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

Twat salad by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Boiled jessica 

A lady that drowns in your hot tub

Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.

Boiled jessica by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Meat wallet 

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

Meat wallet by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

Ego miner by Mtg187 March 20, 2017