Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

Blarg

When you feel like blah and are slightly irritated about It

Today was a rough day, blarg!

by Mtg187 May 08, 2022

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her

Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.

by Mtg187 July 09, 2022

Cunt biscuit

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender

"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"

by Mtg187 August 25, 2017

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

by Mtg187 September 18, 2022