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don't have a cow

See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.
Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"
by MsLi January 29, 2006
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click out

1. Click out means to disengage your thinking mind and become an enraged beast. Like Marcellus in Pulp Fiction threatened, to click out means to, "go medieval on yo' ass".

2. Click out is almost like a violent blackout, where you start hurting, maiming, and/or killing and often don't remember what you did afterwards.
1. If you were to research the cause of a lot of serious violence, you would discover that the person doing the damage got so pissed off that they clicked out.

2a. I'm about to click out. I can't be held responsible for my actions.

2b. Second degree murder is the type of thing that happens when a person clicks out.
by MsLi January 24, 2006
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go medieval

From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
Don't make me "go medieval on yo' ass!"
by MsLi January 24, 2006
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dinner whore

1. A dinner whore is a complement to a dinner john. A dinner whore trades a dinner, which is paid for by a poor or unattractive person, with the privilege of being seen in public with them. Being seen in public with an attractive woman (or man) raises a man's (or woman's) SMV. What men who think they can buy the dinner whore's attentions beyond the dinner, or the unfortunate poor and/or unattractive men (or women), don't seem to realize is that it's an even trade. They are not -- I repeat, not -- getting gypped.

2. A dinner whore is a very attractive and charming woman (or man) who will never sleep with any person who thinks their sexual favors can be purchased through buying one or more dinners, aka a dinner john.
1. Unfortunately the dinner john was unable to see that he was actually paying to be seen in public with the dinner whore, not making installments on any future sexual favors.

2. No matter how many dinners the dinner john bought for Sally, the dinner whore, there was no getting over the fact that his expectation that he could buy her sexual favors was the very reason she would never sleep with him.
by MsLi January 14, 2006
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dinner john

1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.

2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).

3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.

2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.

3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
by MsLi January 14, 2006
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SMV

When a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their SMV goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.
by MsLi January 14, 2006
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helluvan

Variation on helluva, used in front of words beginning with vowels.
Dumbo was a helluvan elephant.
by MsLi January 12, 2006
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