Mrs. Nesbit 's definitions

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Destinched

De-stin-ch-dead)}

When the one with loud mouth, and predetermined ability and motivation and mostly ability.. to snitch is predetermined .

I hope they can be turned”. .... but ... it would seem they are destinched...
Sometimes they don’t want to listen...And Why... why

Instead of accepting the destinched reality I have placed upon thee, open your small ear canal , so that there may be an alternative destiich

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Brittknee

When your knee is weak and brittle , could break any day now....
You would say , break a leg, but fear for the worst.
Say your last wishes., requests, any sauces , new condiments etc,..refills..

Carey my purse, Juan. My brittknee!......ah( cries)

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Outdawg

When you out Dawggg

Gtfo Dawg you outdawg

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

Jackalalling

To be in a state of wanting to touch yourself or f*ck but it’s not exactly socially acceptable at the present sitchiation../To be unsure if you want to touch yourself ,or just go about your day . Wait until later.. because it’s a new day already...

Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”

by Mrs. Nesbit March 26, 2022

Stachell Den

That back room with a bunch of shit that you never organize; you just keep throwing the sh*t back in a box, any box... and stack em back up .. in the corner.. so you can sweep, mop, etc...

Sure , I got a bread maker. But I ain’t gonna use it because I don’t want to have to re-pile my hoardlings in the stachell den.

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022