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When the one with loud mouth, and predetermined ability and motivation and mostly ability.. to snitch is predetermined .
I hope they can be turned”. .... but ... it would seem they are destinched...
Sometimes they don’t want to listen...And Why... why
When the one with loud mouth, and predetermined ability and motivation and mostly ability.. to snitch is predetermined .
I hope they can be turned”. .... but ... it would seem they are destinched...
Sometimes they don’t want to listen...And Why... why
Instead of accepting the destinched reality I have placed upon thee, open your small ear canal , so that there may be an alternative destiich
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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You would say , break a leg, but fear for the worst.
Say your last wishes., requests, any sauces , new condiments etc,..refills..
You would say , break a leg, but fear for the worst.
Say your last wishes., requests, any sauces , new condiments etc,..refills..
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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Maybe you should kennel the mutt you’re allergic to.
It’s for the good of society. And clear skin
Maybe you should kennel the mutt you’re allergic to.
It’s for the good of society. And clear skin
Whoa bro. Get that checked out. Cus I’m sick of your rice crispies flying my way every morning. Ya can’t just rashin it
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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Sure , I got a bread maker. But I ain’t gonna use it because I don’t want to have to re-pile my hoardlings in the stachell den.
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
by Mrs. Nesbit March 26, 2022
Get the Jackalalling mug.When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
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