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coronavirus

The virus that will destruct everybody in the world if we don't put in our efforts quickly.
Follow advice from your Government or any other trusted sources for prevention. There might or might not be a vaccine for it available in a year or two or three.
Plus, it's fuelling racism against Asians and domestic violence.
CORONAVIRUS + BEER = CORONABEERUS
by MrWhomstDVe March 23, 2020
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Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020
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Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...
Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋
by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020
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Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.
by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021
mugGet the Dating for seniorsmug.

uss

To uss means to forcefully change any number or amount higher or lower through a proletarian excuse. This word was coined by Peter Griffin when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew and was kicked in the crotch by an actual Jew, in the episode “Brian Sings and Swings.”
The closed captions on that episode originally spelled the past tense of this word as “us’d.” The word’s new spelling is derived from the Ultimate Family Guy Compilation.
They wanted $800 for a TV, but I ussed them down to $500.
*kick* OW!
by MrWhomstDVe June 27, 2022
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yabba dabba doobie

A safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.

Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
Guy: bruh i'm STUPID lit off this yabba dabba doobie

gonna get flint stoned
by MrWhomstDVe August 19, 2019
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rush B

To rush B is to rush towards a site or place as fast as possible while carrying whatever weapons you have, especially a P90 at bombsite B. It can also mean to carry any sort of volatile attack on a place using any sort of tactics or weapons. The B stands for Berlin, referring to the Soviet attack in Berlin on April 16th that ended World War II.

It is commonly used by Russian gamers playing CS:GO, and is often combined with Russian swears.
RUSH B! DURAK MUZHCHINA!
by MrWhomstDVe December 7, 2020
mugGet the rush Bmug.

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