Most addictive game play now

Seriously, I’m not here for cheeks, you stupid air breather, I only wanted fun definitions

Most addictive game play now is a disgrace to humanity

by MrWhomstDVe January 07, 2022

Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...

Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋

by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 01, 2021

go ghost

To go ghost means to disappear, either to turn into a ghost or disappear from somebody’s sight, or even his life. It has many other meanings that have to do with sensual activity or suicide.

The pizza will go ghost

by MrWhomstDVe April 20, 2022

beautiful thing

Whatever meal you order from Harvey’s, you can call it your “beautiful thing,” and everyone else will catch the reference.

Bullwinkle: Hey there... Just ordered my beautiful thing...
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!

by MrWhomstDVe March 19, 2020

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 03, 2020

butt men

The butt men are a group of deformed digital birds with large gluteal areas that can crush you in a fraction of the time. Their collective name comes from a misinterpretation of a line in a song by Jack Black and Tenacious D.

"Be you angels?'
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MrWhomstDVe March 01, 2021