23 definitions by MrWhomstDVe

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...
Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋
by MrWhomstDVe February 27, 2020
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Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020
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To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.
Oh... So I have to eject pillar?
by MrWhomstDVe December 4, 2020
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1. The American cartoon television network owned by ViacomCBS that competes with WarnerMedia's Cartoon Network and the Walt Disney Company's Disney Channel.

2. To engage in intercourse with. Derived from a French verb, since French is obviously the language of love.
1. Nick nick nick nick, na-nick, nick, nick, Nickelodeon!

2. He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! *CRASH!!* He's dead.
— Philoctetes, Hercules, 1997
by MrWhomstDVe April 24, 2021
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To uss means to forcefully change any number or amount higher or lower through a proletarian excuse. This word was coined by Peter Griffin when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew and was kicked in the crotch by an actual Jew, in the episode “Brian Sings and Swings.”
The closed captions on that episode originally spelled the past tense of this word as “us’d.” The word’s new spelling is derived from the Ultimate Family Guy Compilation.
They wanted $800 for a TV, but I ussed them down to $500.
*kick* OW!
by MrWhomstDVe June 27, 2022
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To go ghost means to disappear, either to turn into a ghost or disappear from somebody’s sight, or even his life. It has many other meanings that have to do with sensual activity or suicide.
The pizza will go ghost
by MrWhomstDVe April 20, 2022
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Seriously, I’m not here for cheeks, you stupid air breather, I only wanted fun definitions
Most addictive game play now is a disgrace to humanity
by MrWhomstDVe January 8, 2022
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