Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by MrKapper December 02, 2005
n.
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
The best reason to throw your Intel Core in the bin.
Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.
Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
by MrKapper January 27, 2006
John: I got with Jane last night.
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
by MrKapper November 27, 2005