Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.
Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
an annoying song that doesn't really say anything. It repeats the same phrase over and over. It has a slightly catchy beat and that is about all.
Person: Writing music is really hard, I don't think I will ever write a song.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014