Commander: Soldier I want you to take out that entire town of innocent chilrend.
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
by MrHobbes69 August 16, 2014
Get the hooahmug. Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
Get the MTVmug. One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.
Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
Get the Catholic Churchmug. Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
Get the blurred linesmug. Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games
by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014
Get the Miley Cyrusmug. A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.
Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.
by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014
Get the Alcoholics Anonymousmug. The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
Get the urban spoofmug.