viking

1. A verb meaning to take something by force or bully someone into giving you something that rightfully isn't yours. Also could mean using brute force to get your way either with people or inanimate objects such as vending machines or engines i.e. banging on it until it gives up the damn Snickers bar/works. Basically any acttion involving intimidation or force/violence that gains material possessions such as food, cars, women, grapefruits, mufflers, candy, Copenhagen, towns, flying carpets, ninja swords, herpes. Derived from how the Norse and Danish viking generally wrecked people's shit to get stuff they wanted.
2. The word could also be used to describe an action of destruction that deprives anyone from enjoying something, based on the mentality of "If I can't have it, then no one can."
Exp. of use #1: Dude, I was so hungry, I had to viking this candy bar from that nerd.

Exp. of use#2: I know all you guys liked her, but I hate you assholes and that's why I vikinged the shit out of Misty last night. Good luck with that.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 04, 2009
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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.
I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day
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When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
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twat walk

A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
Shut up, bitch! Don't make me twat walk you!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
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