Mr.Diddler's definitions

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

T.I.P

Abbreviation for a person who has Two Inch Penis

Isabella: Man cam has got himself a T.I.P. That shit put me to sleep quicker than the Aura app.
Marley: Thanks for the heads up

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

The Bucking Mustang

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed

Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Spookers

Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.

Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Naked Hot

A person whose appearance is ugly. But once you see them without a shirt they are hot.

Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019