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Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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Drowning Liver

A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.
Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge
Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.
Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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T.I.P

Abbreviation for a person who has Two Inch Penis
Isabella: Man cam has got himself a T.I.P. That shit put me to sleep quicker than the Aura app.
Marley: Thanks for the heads up
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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The Bucking Mustang

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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