Mr.Diddler's definitions

Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Spookers

Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.

Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Naked Hot

A person whose appearance is ugly. But once you see them without a shirt they are hot.

Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Childish Advance

When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.

Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Drowning Liver

A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.

Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019