Childish Advance

When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.

Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.

by Mr.Diddler March 05, 2019

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019

Immune-less wonder

To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.

That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.

by Mr.Diddler March 11, 2019

T.I.P

Abbreviation for a person who has Two Inch Penis

Isabella: Man cam has got himself a T.I.P. That shit put me to sleep quicker than the Aura app.
Marley: Thanks for the heads up

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019