Immune-less wonder

To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.

That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.

by Mr.Diddler March 11, 2019

T.I.P

Abbreviation for a person who has Two Inch Penis

Isabella: Man cam has got himself a T.I.P. That shit put me to sleep quicker than the Aura app.
Marley: Thanks for the heads up

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 05, 2019

The Bucking Mustang

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed

Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019